Catchy isn’t it?

Louie Christie with juggling clubs squashed against his face

Meet Louie Christie. He’s a family-friendly, street theatre performer.

Louie Christie wows audiences with juggling, mime, clowning, and generally messing about.

He is also working on his latest and greatest trick: The Skateboard of Doom.


Louie Christie performs at:

  • The world famous, family-friendly tourist attraction, London’s Covent Garden Piazza
  • Around the world
  • and…
  • Once a year at his friend Lizzie’s summer BBQ / wedding

Louie also teaches circus skills.

But not the skateboard of doom, it’s too flipping dangerous.


Louie Christie has trained under the instruction of world famous street performer (and brother) Andy Christie at City Lit, a stone’s throw from the world famous Covent Garden Piazza.

He has also trained in acrobatics at the world famous ‘Circus Space’  National Centre for Circus Arts.

Evening classes, not the three year degree.

That would require doing stretches and stuff.

Louie has also trained at the world famous Gosport Village Church Hall.


Louie Christie has performed at Covent Garden Piazza exactly three times.


The first time was in a wet January audition. He passed. But his brother was one of the judges. The judge/brother said:

‘You’ve got to start somewhere.’

‘If you can’t be crap on the street, where can you be crap?’


The second time, Louie fell off the skateboard of doom and bruised his bum.


The third time Louie was on a date with a woman at Roadhouse Nightclub.

After, he decided to try and impress the woman, by juggling for her at nearby Covent Garden Piazza.

But a homeless guy interrupted the show.

The rough sleeper politely asked to keep the noise down.

And stop juggling in his bedroom.

Surprisingly, the woman found the date funny, and she and Louie just celebrated their anniversary.


^ Never press the red button kids
^^ Don’t say I didn’t warn you


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